How to Eat Seafood: A Fight with a Seafood Platter
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How to Eat Seafood: A Fight with a Seafood Platter

This is a sort-of-guide on how to eat seafood. But let me start by saying I don’t really eat seafood. I’d probably go so far as to say I don’t like it. Occasionally I’ll encounter a calamari, squint at it, maybe even lick it, then order a burger. But for my birthday, my loving girlfriend…

A Relaxing Winter Weekend in Portland (no, not that one)
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A Relaxing Winter Weekend in Portland (no, not that one)

We recently spent a winter weekend in Portland, which I have to clarify by adding “Maine”, because we did not, I repeat we did not, go to Oregon. The gift shops in Portland know all too well that if you tell someone you went to “Portland” they automatically assume the one in Oregon. Every fridge…