Las Vegas: A Bucket List Itinerary

Do you like to travel? Probably, otherwise you’re in the wrong part of the internet. Edmund, get your poetry peer-reviewed here. Clayton, the latest farm equipment can be ordered here. And Gladys, the pornography discussion group you’re looking for is here. Oh, and Gladys, might I suggest a VPN for that specific sub-genre. Next question:…

The 15 stages of playing Las Vegas blackjack

Here are the 15 stages I went through when playing blackjack in Las Vegas. How do I play again? Okay, that round didn’t count. I think I get the hang of it now. Did I win? I think I won, didn’t I? I’m still winning? This is so easy. Why aren’t you guys winning too? Why…

Helicopter Tour over the Grand Canyon (South Rim)

There’s a big hole in America. I’m not talking about the hole in the economy out of which all the money is going or about the hole in Oprah’s face into which food is shoved*. I am, in fact, talking about the gigantic hole across the south-west of America, the Grand Canyon. It’s pretty big. Almost as big…

Skinny Dipping With A Gay Guy in Las Vegas

My second night in Las Vegas saw me check into a hostel and go midnight skinny dipping with the fabulous gay guy on shift and the semi-hot Swedish girl who was hanging around for some reason. It was almost midnight when I’d managed to make my way, with my big rucksack, from the Imperial Palace…