Las Vegas: A Bucket List Itinerary

Do you like to travel? Probably, otherwise you’re in the wrong part of the internet. Edmund, get your poetry peer-reviewed here. Clayton, the latest farm equipment can be ordered here. And Gladys, the pornography discussion group you’re looking for is here. Oh, and Gladys, might I suggest a VPN for that specific sub-genre. Next question:…

A Serious Discussion About Ladyboys in SE Asia

I was in a bar in Phnom Penh, Cambodia, eavesdropping on a conversation between two Irish expats. We were at outside tables on a humid, dirty street packed with parked mopeds just off the main road. Scruffy tuk-tuk drivers lazed in their vehicles keeping one eye open for tourists. “So, have you admitted you’re gay…

Invited For Sex By A Gay Israeli Goat Herder

In Jerusalem I was invited for sex by a gay Israeli goat herder at an LGBT party beneath the walls of the Old City. I had been expecting certain things of Jerusalem:┬áchurches and mosques and Western Walls, an assortment of weird and wonderful new food, and maybe a political discussion or two. I wasn’t expecting…

Masturbating in Restaurants

When I sit alone at a table for four I often think I look like a guy who enjoys masturbating in restaurants. This is especially true in classy restaurants that have foreign words on the menu and toilet paper in the loos. I can’t help but feel that I look like a guy only there…