A Painful Experience with DHL Passport Delivery

A Painful Experience with DHL Passport Delivery

I’m not sure what “DHL” stands for, but I think it could be “Deliveries? Haha, Lol”, at least based on my experience trying to receive an international DHL passport delivery. Since 1969, DHL has been moving packages from Point A to point B, presumably with some success since they’re the largest logistics company in the…

A Bizarre Encounter with an Amish Lady on a Volcano in Guatemala
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A Bizarre Encounter with an Amish Lady on a Volcano in Guatemala

If I had a bucket list, it would include getting a tattoo, snorting cocaine off somebody’s stomach, and setting up a business renting pets by the month for people who aren’t actually sure yet whether they want a dog shitting on their carpet. One thing my bucket list definitely wouldn’t include is roasting marshmallows with an Amish lady…

What to Expect at Christmas Markets in Budapest
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What to Expect at Christmas Markets in Budapest

Christmas markets in Budapest are, in principle, some of the most magical places you can be. In practicality, they’re busy and you slosh wine all over your coat. The snowfall was patchy and half-hearted, like a 50-year-old woman’s attempt at giving up her 40-a-day habit. It came down in a flurry for a few minutes…

Three Gruesome Months Living with Cockroaches in the Amazon
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Three Gruesome Months Living with Cockroaches in the Amazon

Back in 2009 volunteered with a conservation company in Peru. Or to put it another way, I spent three months living with cockroaches in the Amazon Rainforest. That’s where I lived for three months. No doors, no windows, no electricity, no phone lines, no hot water, no McDonald’s just round the corner. The photo shows…

Does anyone have spare socks? Your guide to crossing a river in the amazon Rainforest
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Does anyone have spare socks? Your guide to crossing a river in the amazon Rainforest

I bet you take roads for granted. You use them in your car, on your bike, you might even skip down the middle of them at 4 a.m. after a particularly frivolous night out. You don’t think anything of them unless there are potholes and roadworks and traffic lights that are conspiring against you. You…

Visiting Point Pelee in Winter with a Weird Uncle and a Giant Teddy Bear
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Visiting Point Pelee in Winter with a Weird Uncle and a Giant Teddy Bear

I like quiet places. I like libraries and bookshops, I like cycle rides into fields full of cows and big skies, and I’m pretty sure I’d like the eerie aftermath of a nuclear explosion. And talking of eerie, I also liked Lake Erie, the smallest of the Great Lakes in North America. Here’s what happened…