Korea DMZ 3rd Tunnel

What Does DMZ Even Stand For Anyway?

“We will go soon into tunner,” she said. “When you go to inside tunner, make sure to listen instructions carefully, other you will have problem. You wear heavy hat for banging. You have to be safety in the tunner or bad thing happen at you. And I do not want to have problem, okkkay?? I wish to take my customers home in…

Japanese Local Bus

Backwards are Buses in Japan

Today I’m going to talk about using buses, so if your name is Beatrice you’ve probably never used a bus so you can go away. Go away, Beatrice. If you’re not a horrible person, you’ve probably used a bus to get around every now and again, maybe even every day. You probably think that the bus…

Japanese Capsule Room

One Night in a Capsule Hotel in Tokyo

When I went to Tokyo, Japan, I spent a night in a room that was orders of magnitude smaller than your average prison cell. It also involved me seeing more Japanese penis than I would have liked. I was not coerced into this. I chose it of my own free will. I paid $40 of my…

Rooster about to fight in Laloma cockpit

5 stages of a cockfight in Manila

I recently went to a cockfighting arena in Manila, Philippines. Before I start, a warning: this post will contains lots of childish innuendo. For example, I might say the arena was filled with lots of cocks: some big, some small, some dark in color, some much paler, some with unusual lumpy protrusions. Lots of people were…